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Zookie400

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Two goats are at the local dump. One starts chewing on an old plastic VCR movie casing. The other goat looks at him then says "The book was better". :lmao

thats too funny, although i think it can only truly be appreciated by a goat owner!
 

JLDickmon

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hheynow

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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say: "I gotta leak in my sink" and the clerk replies "Go ahead".
 

hheynow

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Redneck humor continued...

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver "Got any I.D. ?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"


Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow...
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
 

nmu1974

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A couple had been dating for some time, and decided they should get married.

They had a long conversation regarding finances, living arrangements, and sexual relationship.

The groom to be asked the bride to be, "How do you feel about sex?"

She replied, "Oh, I like to have it infrequently".

He thought about her answer, and quickly asked, "Was that one word or two?"
 

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