Joke of the day
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nolafishr
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"I'm not a Gynecologist but I'll take a look" 
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Sorry I thought it was funny.....
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Sorry I thought it was funny.....
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02Oilburner
SDD Power Hungry
Saw this on Idahodieselpower.com and I had to share!
Bdons SD
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02SilverStroke
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Mannequin Trick
This is hilarious!!! It reminds me of the old "Candid Camera" TV show:
Mannequin Head Drop Prank
This is hilarious!!! It reminds me of the old "Candid Camera" TV show:
Mannequin Head Drop Prank
W4RLR
High Tech Hillbilly
Beep, beep, beep
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit and complete with pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, She's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet...
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"
With that , the little boy yelled out, "Run for your f***ing life, she's reversing!!"
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit and complete with pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, She's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet...
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"
With that , the little boy yelled out, "Run for your f***ing life, she's reversing!!"
02SilverStroke
Full Access Member
One day the farmer and his family went to town and saw their first elevator. The farmer and his son watched an elderly lady get into the elevator and the doors closed. A few minutes later the door opened and a slender young cute blonde walked out. The farmer told his son "Quick!!! Go get your maw!!!!"
02SilverStroke
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Many years ago in South Louisiana, two boys were rabbit hunting. As they approached a road, along comes a guy driving a Model T, the first car the boys had ever seen. The youngest boy said "brother, what is that?". The older one said "I don't know, but when it gets close, I'm gonna shoot it!!!" Sure enough the car got closer and the older boy fired a shot, made the car run into a ditch and turn over, and the driver fled the scene. The younger boy said "Did you kill it?". The older one said "No, but I made it turn that man loose!!!!"