15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

architect-builder

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Have not seen this is a while.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ‘Code 3’ in house wares...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then
yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here"! :roflmao
 

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:lmao :lmao

Barrett you must caught up on all your work for the day......

I like #15 the best may have to try that sometime :doh: :doh:
 

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architect-builder said:
Have not seen this is a while.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ‘Code 3’ in house wares...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then
yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here"! :roflmao
:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao
 

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:roflmao Gonna print that out and use it as a check list. I'll get back to you with my progress.:sweet
 

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That just made my day:thanks
Dont be made but in going to copy it all and post it on some other forums I go on, or do you have a patent on this, if so I can pay you with some freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.
 

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