Had this been a real emergency you would have been instructed to tune to your favorite radio station and then told:
Civilian Defense procedure in case of nuclear Accident
Sight billowing clouds of radio active steam then:
1.Put on lead underwear
2.Avoid fresh milk an vegetables
3.Ignore all radio and tv cover-up stories
4.Pack clothes and leave town immediately
5.Relocate to any area oppsite current wind direction

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6. Visit nearest hospital and check your radiation content
7.If unable to leave the area, upon seeing the brilliant flash of the nuclear
plant meltdown, bend over and place your head firmly between your legs.
8. THEN KISS YOUR A-- good-by.
