Joke of the day

[95_stroker]

Give me some time, I'll think of a reply....

Prolly go something like this eh?

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BESIDES, I DONT EAT DUCK!

THANK YOU,

Tx_Atty

 

[Tx_Atty]

PERFECT! Thanks, I like that. I'll adopt your statement as my own! (but I do eat duck, just dont tell).

afterall, you arent supposed to understand disclaimers!

 

[Elk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/astine/cid_005401c701a7ecc554f08a3ec6d8DEL.jpg

 

[Maxtor]

True story

Did you know that 97% of all Chevy trucks ever made are still on the road today??

The other 3% made it home.

 

[KCB68]

Did you know that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population?

 

[W4RLR]

Leave it to a lawyer, I think they not only get paid by the hour, they also get paid by the word! Reading that bit of legal eloquence reminded me of this particular sound clip from a classic western comedy:

Lamarr and Taggert (mature subject matter)

 

[BamaSixGun]

this joke is compliments of my 8 year old son Austin.

How do you get a tissue to dance?

























you put alittle "boogey" in it!!!!!

its more funny when he tells it.

 

[DaveBen]

Must have been.

Dave

 

[BamaSixGun]

Must have been.

Dave

come on, don't tell me that you don't get it!!!!

tissue to dance, a little "boogey" (aka BOOGER) in it?

 

[DaveBen]

Yes I got it 'bama. I was commenting on the statement that "its more funny when he tells it".

Dave