"Speed Limit" Birthdays

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Have you ever noticed that every 5-10 years, your age is like a speed limit sign: 5, 10, 15, 20 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, etc. Each tme you hit one of those "speeds" it seems that time passes faster and faster, just like the speeds. When you're 5 or 10, it seems that a "special" day will never arrive (Christmas, birthday, end of school, etc.), and when you get older, you wonder where the time went? I guess it's the same as a ball rolling down a hill: the closer it gets to the bottom, the faster it goes. But I try to have the attitude that is mentioned in Travis Tritt's song: "It's A Great Day To Be Alive!"
 

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Have you ever noticed that every 5-10 years, your age is like a speed limit sign: 5, 10, 15, 20 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, etc. Each tme you hit one of those "speeds" it seems that time passes faster and faster, just like the speeds. When you're 5 or 10, it seems that a "special" day will never arrive (Christmas, birthday, end of school, etc.), and when you get older, you wonder where the time went? I guess it's the same as a ball rolling down a hill: the closer it gets to the bottom, the faster it goes. But I try to have the attitude that is mentioned in Travis Tritt's song: "It's A Great Day To Be Alive!"

I try to have the attitude that is mentioned in Cletus T. Judd's song: "It's a Great Day To Be A Guy". (same tune, different lyrics)

I got my socks dryin in the microwave
Hair on my back I don't plan to shave
Got the house to myself while the wife's away
I'll be rockin all night
Yeah I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew
Lounge in my boxers like I used to do
There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube
No...I'll be watchin the fight

Well it's a great day to be a guy
Playin cards my buddies until sunrise
You know I never thought that my neighbor would
Be sunbathing topless Lord she sure looks good

I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake
Played 18 holes with my best friend Jake
Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake
(FORE)
(oh God)
Oh it wuddn't too bright
(Gee whiz)
Now I look in the fridge what do I see?
Last night's pizza starin back at me
Pepperoni and anchovies
What a beautiful sight

Well it's a great day to be a guy
Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin at flies
Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill
Don't want to burn my wieners but I probably will

That fried baloney
And cheese macaroni
Tasted good this afternoon
But now I'm passin
Some serious gas an
I might have to leave the room

P UUUUUUUUUUUUU

Well I might go get me a new hairdo
Spend a couple hours at a tanning booth
Might even get me a gold front tooth

(muffled as if a patient in a dentist chair)
Oh yeah yeah

And it's a great day to be a guy
But when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide
I'll be hung over but a-lookin good
From a week of reliving my bachelorhood

It's a great day to be a guy
But another week of this and I'll probably die
I
Tend to party harder than I should
When my wifes not here to make me be good

Yay whooo:D
 

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I try to have the attitude that is mentioned in Cletus T. Judd's song: "It's a Great Day To Be A Guy". (same tune, different lyrics)[/i]

Great Song...Cletus is legit:thumbs

SliverStroke you are right about the speed limit analogy...a lot of truth in that:(
 

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