New rules for 2006

Tail_Gunner

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It shall be illegal to "park" in the fast lane while doing the posted speed limit or less while talking on a cell phone.:censored: :cussing:
 

DaveBen

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She was sentenced to prison, along with her boyfreind, just this week. BUT I agree don't eat anything out of a window.

Dave


Crumm said:
Rule 3

Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're
a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a
bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect
it to contain?
 

Crumm

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I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card,
entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding,
no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is
supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

Don't even get me started on the "self checkout"
 

Crumm

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If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old
television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so
we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason
something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't
good enough to be a movie.
 

dmftoy1

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Anyone who doesn't end their conversation on a cell phone while trying to check out at a convenience store, grocery store, bank teller line or any other place that requires them to interact with a store employee shall be bitch slapped by the person immediately behind them in line . . . . This action will be immediate and unconditional.
 

powerboatr

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Frankenstien said:
Rule 777 ALL Service Men and women are to return home Safely once their Job is done....
rule 778.2.A.3.2
All service men while on active duty "SHALL PAY NO INCOME TAX".
they got enough to worry about


My name is Robert and i am running for President :D
 

jharvey

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powerboatr said:
rule 778.2.A.3.2
All service men while on active duty "SHALL PAY NO INCOME TAX".
they got enough to worry about


My name is Robert and i am running for President :D

AMEN!!

And you got my vote, can I be the Director of Counter Terrorism??
 

jvencius

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jharvey said:
AMEN!!

And you got my vote, can I be the Director of Counter Terrorism??



He's got my vote too. While we're talking about jobs in the Powerboatr administration, I've got dibs on Director of the BATFE. In that position, I will make sure that every American citizen has unfettered access to all the booze, smokes, guns, and explosives that they want.:thumbs :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs
 

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